titaniumbutt:

you may be the

but i am the

(via biscuitlikeboundlessness)

hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho:

pausequoi:

samandriel:

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81  

what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office

(via let-me-go-in-peace)

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

(via thetremblingofmyhand)

deodrant:

are you ever so sad that you can actually feel your heart ache

(via sex-like-a-nympho)